Turtles that look like Sen. Mitch McConnell.
ALWAYS.
…I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS RESEMBLANCE. YES.
This is my favorite thing!
Ladies and gentlemen… the senator of my state is a turtle. Your argument is invalid.
I always thought he looked like some sort of goose, but this will do.
I don’t even know who that is. I just like turtles. C: